dieslaughing.

Can’t stop laughing.

Thu, 31 May 2012 00:19:26 -0400

Can’t stop laughing.

Human beings, right? We’re people. Which means that we deserve...

Wed, 30 May 2012 16:00:44 -0400

Human beings, right? We’re people. Which means that we deserve each other’s respect.

animalstalkinginallcaps: SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD...

Wed, 30 May 2012 15:00:37 -0400

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART.

HOW DO YOU ENTER?

With perfect love and perfect trust.

GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:

1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.

2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.

3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.

BLESSED BE.

Iron or Gold by Ste7en Lefcourt Okay, I might have to get this.

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:17:39 -0400

Iron or Gold

by Ste7en Lefcourt

Okay, I might have to get this.

thedailywhat: Lights Out: Peter Schneider has combined footage...

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:23:29 -0400

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Peter Schneider has combined footage of 39 of the creepiest children ever to grace the screen into a single horrifying video.

(Safe for work, but possibly not safe for home alone in the dark.)

[interweb3000.]

I hate everything.

tumblrofthrones: akscully: lol, Lancel, you are the WORST. I...

Mon, 28 May 2012 09:48:27 -0400

tumblrofthrones:

akscully:

lol, Lancel, you are the WORST.

I laughed so hard at this and I’m not even sorry.

Photo

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:43:55 -0400

The Brian Jonestown Massacre “Super Fucked” Because...

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:49:05 -0400

The Brian Jonestown Massacre “Super Fucked”

Because this is what’s blasting as I wander around my house with a beer in one hand and duster in the other.

GLAMOROUS.

The Horrors “Still Life” I love the Eighties and...

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:19:00 -0400

The Horrors “Still Life”

I love the Eighties and bands that harken back in a GOOD way, so haters can kiss my ass.

Birth Of An Album: In The Studio With Neko Case

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:13:13 -0400

Birth Of An Album: In The Studio With Neko Case:

In the months ahead, Morning Edition host Steve Inskeep will check in from time to time as singer-songwriter Neko Case creates the follow-up to her 2009 album Middle Cyclone. In the first installment, we listen in to a song that’s not quite finished, not quite recorded, not even quite written. First, Case has to learn what the song is.
“That song is kind of just an ambient thought process,” Case says. “I don’t really know what the song’s gonna do yet, so that’s kind of the best description I have of it, I think.”

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Thu, 24 May 2012 13:54:47 -0400

imamountainlion: What time is it? IT’S WINTER...

Thu, 24 May 2012 01:23:00 -0400

imamountainlion:

What time is it? IT’S WINTER TIME!

…Ghost. With paws on hips. All sassy-like.

This is my new favorite thing, basically.

swordinthedarkness: vestnix: 1. Main Title (1:46) 2. The...

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:22:09 -0400

swordinthedarkness:

vestnix:

1. Main Title (1:46)

2. The Throne Is Mine (3:15)

3. What Is Dead May Never Die (2:06)

4. Warrior Of Light (3:03)

5. Valar Morghulis (2:59)

6. Winterfell (2:42)

7. Qarth (2:11)

8. Wildfire (3:39)

9. I Am Hers, She Is Mine (2:17)

10. Pyat Pree (2:12)

11. Don’t Die With A Clean Sword (3:22)

12. We Are The Watchers On The Wall (2:37)

13. Pay The Iron Price (2:32)

14. One More Drink Before The War (2:05)

15. House Of The Undying (5:02)

16. Stand And Fight (2:04)

17. The Old Gods And The New (2:38)

18. Mother Of Dragons (2:34)

19. I Will Keep You Safe (2:17)

20. The Rains Of Castomere† Performed by The National (2:23)

21. Three Blasts (2:40)

Look how long HOTU track is!! It sucks they pushed the release date to June.

1) Maybe they pushed the release date back to reprint the artwork with the correct spelling of CASTAMERE? /joking (kind of)

2) THE NATIONAL. THE EFFING NATIONAL! *devolves into a flailing mess*

3) That last track title.

Listen to previews over at iTunes. OMG THAT LAST TRACK.

Guess who's coming.

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:27:28 -0400

HBO!fans: My god, Joffrey is the worst fucker who ever lived I hope he dies.
Book!fans: The bastard is coming...
HBO!fans: Uh, isn't Joffrey a bastard?
Book!fans: The bastard is coming.
HBO!fans: What are you even talking about?
Book!fans: The bastard is coming!
HBO!fans: Look, whoever this bastard guy is, he couldn't be worse than Joffrey.
Book!fans: THE BASTARD IS COMING.

"I am surely not the only writer who has the distinct sense that every sentence I write is surrounded..."

Sun, 20 May 2012 19:36:28 -0400

“I am surely not the only writer who has the distinct sense that every sentence I write is surrounded by the ghosts of the sentences I could have written at that point, but didn’t.”

- Philip Pullman (via victoriousvocabulary)

modachromehome: betheriel: Curve - I Speak Your Every Word...

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:25:39 -0400

modachromehome:

betheriel:

Curve - I Speak Your Every Word (1991)

I love this whole EP but I have to listen to this every single time it comes on.

iorwen: from In Style Magazine’s Sexy Dozen June Issue Oh, my.

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:04:00 -0400

iorwen:

from In Style Magazine’s Sexy Dozen June Issue

Oh, my.

jess-yess: I have a new history crush. Excuse me while I go...

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:15:02 -0400

jess-yess:

I have a new history crush. Excuse me while I go build a time machine to find her and bear her children.

douglaswolk:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)

dessine—moi-un-mouton: The Robb Stark and Jon Snow sex scenes will each be 5 minutes long,...

Thu, 17 May 2012 19:50:30 -0400

dessine—moi-un-mouton:

The Robb Stark and Jon Snow sex scenes will each be 5 minutes long, and 4 minutes of it will be them taking off their weapons and fur and armor.

HA.

Under The Radar | Holograms "Chasing My Mind" MP3

Thu, 17 May 2012 17:11:39 -0400

Under The Radar | Holograms "Chasing My Mind" MP3:

Viva la full length!